Taping nipples or story of the day

While checking out my e-mail today, I came across a fascinating newspaper story.

Here's the lead paragraph:

he first time I saw my husband, Bill, carefully apply tape to his nipples, I knew a true runner had been born. A few years ago, the president of his company threw down the gauntlet during a management meeting, telling his employees they needed to get in shape. I believe his exact words were, "You’re all fat, so I’ve signed everyone up for a marathon!"

Now you want to read the rest, right?